Me: AAAAHHHHHHH!
Me: Crapnuggets. What now?
Me: I have to pee on all the things!
Me: Um, we’re 4 DPO. And we popped from the left. Remember? No left tube? Chances slim? Ring a bell?
Me: We’ve always fallen on the low end of the stats. We totally will now. The baby psychic said so!
Me: Oh we’re back on that now.
Me: Yes! Must. Pee. On. Things!
Me: Is this how you’re going to be all week?
Me: Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!!!!!
Me: Oh dear.
Me: Can we pee on stuff tomorrow morning?
Me: Let’s wait until 10 DPO. Ok?
Me: 6 DPO
Me: 9 DPO
Me: 7 DPO
Me: 8 DPO – and I’m not going any lower.
Me: Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!
Me: Are you a monster truck announcer now?
Me: Nope. But I wanted to sing some Rebecca Black, so count yourself lucky.
Me: Shoot me now.
Me: After we pee on stuff on Friday, Friday, gotta get down on –
Me: We agreed on SATURDAY.
Me: But Friday is so much catchier.
Me: Oy, no wonder my brain is mush.
Me: Sitting on the toilet seat, lookin at my pee sticks, gotta make my mind up, which stick should I taaaaake….
Me: Saturday.
Me: And Sunday comes after… waaaaards!
Me: I’m going away now.
Me: Suit yourself. It’s Friday Friday, gotta pee on stuff on Friday…
Me: Saturday.
Me: Mo’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend…
Me: *walks away slowly*
I know you are portraying agony here, but I LOVE your inner monologues!! I am hoping and abiding with you!
Too funny….good luck!
You are silly. Both of you. Best wishes that the baby-psychic is legit 😉
I think your selves and my selves would get along splendidly! I lost my battle with myself and started pee on things on a way too early 7 dpo. I mean… some people claim that they got BFPs on 7 dpo. Why can’t I be that girl? Hopefully this weekend brings you some fantastic, surprise, low end of the stats kind of news!
You almost made me pee ’cause I was laughing so hard. I dare you to record that version of Friday and add the sound track to the Rebecca Black video.
So funny I had to share with my husband and he laughed.
I love your inner dialogue with yourself. I bought a bunch of cheapy tests on amazon because some months the voice in my head drives me crazy about testing.
Yep – that’s pretty much how it goes! I love these posts!
Not to make things worse, but the baby psychic I tried (yes I know I’m pathetic, I paid for such a thing THREE times)!has gotten it right every time! Did not tell me about the miscarriages/ectopics though…
Ah the internal diaglog is just so spot on.
Hee hee! You so funny.
Thank you for getting that silly song stuck in my head. Although I suppose that’s not as bad as having a POAS-aholic stuck in there… 😉
Oh my God, you are so cute! Can’t stand it. Love the “must pee on ALL things” bit.
I totally picture your POAS you jumping around like you are on a sugar high.