Howdy new visitor! This post seems to be very popular on the google machines. If you found your way here because you’re suffering through the two week wait- hi! I feel your pain.
Before you read on please note that I am not a doctor. The post below was written with a tone of snark. Feel free to read it, though it’s just my opinion and nothing more. You’re even more welcome to click around the blog. I’m sure you’ll find my other posts way more enlightening than this, and some even kind of funny (and others debilitatingly sad, but such is life). Happy reading!
I think one thing that you get from being pregnant as often as I have is that you realize that what “they” say is true. Each pregnancy is different.
As much as we all like to obsessively seek out symptoms during the dreaded window between ovulation and AF, the fact is that most of it is useless self-torture.
Yep – I said it. TWW symptoms are total BS.
Oh yes Dramatic Chipmunk. I totally went there.
For the sake of argument, let’s break down the process, shall we?
A spike of a hormone called LH triggers ovulation. At that point the progesterone levels rise.
If after two weeks there is no pregnancy, the corpus luteum (basically the remains of your follicle on your ovary) collapses, causing a sharp drop in progesterone and estrogen and triggering AF.
If a fertilized egg starts nestling in your ute, then it produces a hormone called HCG (AKA the dreaded/eagerly awaited Beta), which causes the corpus luteum to continue to produce the necessary hormones to sustain a pregnancy until the placenta is fully formed.
So science sez that up until HCG is introduced into the body, the hormone levels in the body are identical, whether egg met sperm or not. More importantly – all that HCG does in early pregnancy is just to tell the corpus luteum to keep producing progesterone. Which it was doing pre-implantation anyway.
So that’s the science of it.
The plain old logic of it is that progesterone spikes whether you’re knocked up or not. And progesterone is what is the known cause of early pregnancy symptoms.
So that nausea you’re feeling? Yep – could just be progesterone. Or something you had for dinner.
Swollen bre.asts? Progesterone.
Food cravings? Think back – how many times just before AF showed did you just NEED to have that bacon cheeseburger?
Mmmmmm…. Bacon cheeseburger…. *Drool*
So really? The first sign of pregnancy that is for sure a sign of pregnancy is a missed period. Period.
If two week wait symptoms were truly a “thing,” then they would be consistent with each pregnancy and with each woman, wouldn’t they?
There ya go.
But that doesn’t mean you should stop obsessing. After all how else will you keep your brain occupied once you ovulate?
I also pretty much know that despite going to all of this trouble to debunk this, I probably will too.