The Limbo Rock

4 Jun


You want AF to come quick

You’re sick of peeing on a stick

All Infertiles on the block

Hey let’s do the Limbo Rock!

It was a staple at every Bar and Bat Mitzvah I attended as a kid. A broomstick would get whipped out and fun was had.

Whoever called that game “Limbo” had a sick sense of humor.

Limbo sucks.

Limbo makes me spend two days straight ignoring the piles of work I have to do. Instead, I find myself googling. A lot.

I find myself saying “what if”. A lot.

Screw you Chubby Checker and your sick sick game.

5 Responses to “The Limbo Rock”

  1. Christina June 4, 2011 at 14:55 #

    Dang. Guess I lost out on the Israeli chocolate then. I do like your little ditty up there though! Here’s hoping she shows her stinkin’ face around your parts asap!

    • Christina June 4, 2011 at 14:56 #

      And I just realized how kinda gross it sounds that I’m wishing things around your parts. I totally mean it in locale not anatomy!!

      • Mo June 4, 2011 at 17:13 #

        Not as gross as “whipped out a broomstick and fun was had”. So you’re good. BTW – you can guess again if you like! 🙂

  2. Kristin June 4, 2011 at 16:58 #

    Limbo sucks. Waiting sucks. I’m sorry.

  3. starfishkittydreams June 4, 2011 at 22:05 #

    I love the clever rhyme, but have to agree, waiting sucks. I keep checking to see if Aunt Flo has visited you yet.

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