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Baby-Crazy 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)

11 Mar

Me: Hey! HEY! What are you doing?

Me: The happy dance! What – you have a problem with happy dances now?

Me: No – but I’m going through serious withdrawal over here. Why are you doing the happy dance all of the sudden?

Me: BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! Aunt Flo’s about to leave, we’re no longer smoking. IT’S BABY TIME *does the electric slide*

Me: Ehem – um – don’t you remember that we’re supposed to feel trepidation and all that good stuff? You know? Not get our hopes up? Be afraid of having another miscarriage? Just in general – be scared out of our wits?

Me: yeah that’s your job. *Moonwalks*

Me: Can you at least do a dance that was invented after the 1980s?

Me: Okay!

Me: Oh dear.

Me: HEEEEEY MACARENA! AAAAAYE!

Me: Dude. Calm. The heck. Down.

Me: No! I refuse! I will continue to be delusional as long as I possibly can!

Me: Dude – we have to look at all our fears in this. You know – the possible complications, how we’re gonna support the kid if we manage to carry it to term – the trepidation, the uncertainty. The xanax withdrawal.

Me: Screw you! I am staying in the happy place as long as I possibly can. Now you can either join me or go away. Because I refuse to be in nicotine withdrawal AND be all worried about our next pregnancy ok? I am embracing my baby crazy. Now either embrace it along with me – or go away.

Me: But –

Me: Baby baby baby ooooh. Like baby baby oohhhh. We’re trying for a baby baby baby ohhhh….

Me: (OMG she’s singing Justin Bieber. this is bad)

Me:

Me: (ok – at least she’s back to No Doubt. Progress)

Me:

Me: NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THE BIEBSTER AGAIN!

Me: Ok. I promise I’ll stop the Bieber

Me: Whew. Ok. good. Thanks.

Me: But – on one condition.

Me: It’s never easy with you – is it?

Me: BABY! BABY! BABY!

Me: What’s your condition?

Me: That’s it. Calm the heck down – just give us this little bit of joy. Then you can get back to your old mopey self. Come on!

Me: baby. baby. baby.

Me: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!

Me: BABY! BABY! BABY!

Me: Ahh that’s better.

Me: (I guess I’ll let her win. Just this once).

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5 Responses to “Baby-Crazy 2 (Electric Boogaloo?)”

  1. bodegabliss March 11, 2011 at 01:19 #

    Um. I have a confession. I took my step-daughter to see Never Say Never…and now I’m totally a Belieber. He is just so damn cute.

    Yup. I said it.

    BABY BABY BABY — OHHHH!

  2. me0me March 11, 2011 at 02:42 #

    Oh. My. Gaga. I cannot BELIEB you actually posted him. *deep breath*
    I’m happy you’re happy.
    *deep breath*
    good night.

  3. starfishkittydreams March 11, 2011 at 08:04 #

    That’s a whole lot of Bieber! I don’t know if I can hear that song the same way again. Best wishes as you start on the TTC road again!

  4. slcurwin March 12, 2011 at 09:10 #

    I’ll do happy dancing with you…mostly because I’m fully willing to look rediculous at most any time.

    And I think you suck for just making me listen to justin beaver for the very first time. I thought I could have gone longer (forever?).

  5. deepdreamer March 14, 2011 at 09:09 #

    I’ll happy dance for as long as you will! All the best on this journey! xx

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