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Ouch

4 Feb

Me: I feel old
Me: Quit whining. It’s only a strained muscle.
Me: but it hurts! And we had to buy a heating pad and some of that muscle cream stuff at the pharmacy today. That means we’re old.
Me: No – that means it hurts. Be reasonable!
Me: I refuse to be reasonable when I can’t sit up or lay down without moaning in pain.
Me: you’re incessant whining is getting on my nerves
Me: Well then go away.
Me: Um, can’t do that, remember?
Me: Oh right. Well, then, why the hell aren’t you whining? I mean, being that we’re in the same body and all…
Me: Because it may hurt – but on the upside – that means shmerson needs to do all of the laundry and the cooking for the next few days.
Me: oohhh that is a good point.
Me: See? at least we agree on something.
Me: pretty much.But only that one thing…. Ouch!
Me: oh shut up.

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6 Responses to “Ouch”

  1. bodegabliss February 4, 2011 at 02:31 #

    You’re hilarious.

  2. slcurwin February 4, 2011 at 04:02 #

    In my house that would mean moldy laundry and everything deepfried. Hope Schmerson does better.

    • mommyodyssey February 5, 2011 at 02:20 #

      He’s actually getting better and better. Mostly because he sticks to internet recipes and has the sense to ask me when things aren’t that clear.
      The thing with him doing laundry is that he will only do it if I can’t and he’s out of underwear, thereby making it in his interest to make the laundry NOT moldy. Perhaps if you tried hiding your hubby’s extra undergarments he may do better?
      I have a sick, sick mind. 🙂

  3. rolig February 4, 2011 at 16:55 #

    feel better honey
    use the wekkend to rest

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