When I finally do manage to get (and stay) pregnant, at around seven months, when my belly is huge, I am going to cafepress and custom making myself a maternity t-shirt.
The T-shirt will be purple, and in the center of it, right where my baby will be i will write in bold black writing:
“I’m with stupid”
And above it, there will be an arrow pointing upward – directly at my face.
On the day I finally get to wear that shirt, I will feel a sense of victory.
that is all.