- Shaking an HPT like an etch-a-sketch will NOT magically make a second line appear.
- You don’t know when you ovulated so all is not necessarily lost.
- You really need to get on that post about the vacation, it’s far more amusing than your pee-stick obsession.
- Stop being depressed! It’s still early! Seriously! Stop that now!
- If this cycle is a bust, make sure you monitor your ovulation properly next month so you don’t drive yourself crazy again.
- Have you noticed that you channel your anxiety into pee sticks? You should discuss that with your therapist tomorrow. For reals.
- You’re obsessing about pee sticks just by writing this post.
- Shaking an HPT like an etch-a-sketch will not… STOP SHAKING THAT THING ALREADY!