Me: What are you so excited about?
Me: We’re back from vacation!
Me: How is that a GOOD thing?
Me: We get to pee on stuff!
Me: Um, not quite yet.
Me: Yes! We must pee on All the Things NOW!
Me: Why not?
Me: Because we’re not sure when we ovulated. At best, it was last Thursday. At worst, it was a couple of days ago. No pee stick will give us a BFP right now.
Me: Sure it can!
Me: Because I had the “I’m preggo” feeling.
Me: Yes, but even if we are preggo, it will still take a couple of days before anything shows up. A couple of days at best. More like 5 or 6.
Me: Nope! I’ve decided we fertilized last Thursday, and there’s been a cluster of cells digging into our ute ever since.
Me: That’s impossible.
Me: I will it to be so!
Me: That won’t make any difference.
Me: I have magic pee that makes two lines appear!
Me: We MUST pee! Now!
Me: We have one solitary Rolls Royce. I will not allow you to squander it on your silliness.
Me: Pretty please?
Me: Try a popsicle stick.
Me: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Me: I don’t like cherries.
Me: You suck.
Me: You can pee on some cherries.
(I promise I will post a vacation recap tomorrow. For now, I am in tired crazy town. Welcome!)