Last week I was hanging out with my mom.
I was telling her how I really hope this cycle is it so we can get on with this anxiety party. Then she said: “Yeah, let’s hope you ovulate on the right this month.”
Yep. Totally forgot that I only have my right tube. Seriously. I forgot.
That means that I have a 50% chance of even having a chance this month (does that even make sense?). No wonder I repressed it.
Must… Ovulate… On… Right… Side…
So I’ve spent the last week trying to figure out how to make ovulation happen on a specific side.
Yeah. Can’t be done.
But you guys know me. I always find SOMETHING.
At my weekly appointment with the Harley Hottie (that would be my acupuncturist) today, I asked if there was a magic point that would make me ovulate on the right this cycle.
He said there wasn’t really anything on the books for that. So I asked him to use his instincts and awesome acupuncture mojo.
He went along with it, cause he’s kewl like that.
Now all I can do is hope that it works. Or that I was supposed to be ovulating on the right this month anyway.
I can’t believe I forgot that I only have one tube. I FORGOT.